I personally would like to have my remains 'recycled' through nature... my wife say's, gross... but really it's paying it forward.
Kent
Can we use one of your well run Dutch Ovens or Frying pans to hold the big pile of Bear chit, kinda' prop the lid open for "Viewing" ?
GTC
... and fondly say,'I knew him before he went to chit'...
kent
Try and schedule for Mesquite Bean Season, so the Bear droppings will have an interesting, visually pleasing aspect .
If you give the Bear the diahrea, it'll have to be a "Closed Bucket" service.
GTC