I went to my doctor and told him that I wanted to live forever. He replied that there were three things I would have to do to make it happen.
"Well what are they?" I asked.

Marry the biggest fattest woman you can find.
Buy a Dodge pickup truck.
And move to Iowa.

I said "No problem, There are lots of fat women and the Dodge dealer in town will gladly sell me a truck.
And I can move to Iowa, but will I live forever if I do?"

The doctor replied " Well maybe not forever but it will sure seem like a lot longer."
grin
whelennut

I like to do my hunting BEFORE I pull the trigger!
There is only one kind of dead, but there are many different kinds of wounded.