I went to my doctor and told him that I wanted to live forever. He replied that there were three things I would have to do to make it happen.
"Well what are they?" I asked.
Marry the biggest fattest woman you can find.
Buy a Dodge pickup truck.
And move to Iowa.
I said "No problem, There are lots of fat women and the Dodge dealer in town will gladly sell me a truck.
And I can move to Iowa, but will I live forever if I do?"
The doctor replied " Well maybe not forever but it will sure seem like a lot longer."
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