Because they didn't want to get arrested for having the pictures of nekkid little boys they would need in order to get ya'll to have an erection and get the measurement.
Sorry, that was just TOO easy to pass up.
LOVE God, LOVE your family, LOVE your country, LIKE guns and sports.
About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500
