A young, unwed secretary from New York City decided for her annual vacation she was determined to go to Texas and have a real cowboy make love to her, to satisfy this recurring fantasy she had.

When she returned to work her best girlfriend asked her how it went, did she fulfill her fantasy?

She said, "No. I chickened out when I saw the size of the condoms all those cowboys was carrying in their back pockets!"

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"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else".
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