I was dancing with an attractive brunette one night at the local watering hole, we started around the floor and she looks me in the eye and says "wow, what large hands you have; do you know what they say about men with large hands?"
For a brief moment, I believed I was going to score that night.
So I bit and said, "no, what do they say about men with large hands?"
She didn't skip a beat and said...
"They wear large gloves!"
