Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by Steve Redgwell
Zounds!?!

What was the name of the guide that got sick and couldn't guide Jack O'Connor up Mt. Hujocks for sheeps? I think that was in 1951, but that's not important.

He said that Jack wouldn't use any cartridge that was underrated by the Underrater's Laboratory. This organization is still around and still underrating things - both the ethereal and the earthy.

If you want to get under the skin of any writer, ask about paying your dues to the Underwriter's Laboratory! Hey, we all gotta start somewhere.


Steve, was it you that thought these up?

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.
10 Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men


No, but I've used a few. smile

This would be a nekked [bleep].

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Steve Redgwell
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