I already meet your criteria.

I don't know that means I can't qualify as a "rifle looney" though. I like single shot 30-06s, wood stock/blued 30-06s, synthetic stocked/stainless 30-06s...

I am definitely not a chambering looney though. I gave a newish 25-06 that I haven't blooded yet. My plans for this year include hunting with my 30-06 again.