Wonder if I can be a con man?
Lemme see.
*ahem*,..I got this bullet here. It's a damn fine 'un. I'll take a hunnert dollahs fer it and I'll put 30 of it in the collection plate come Sunday.
And by the way,..I ain't been feelin' wortha chit lately, either,..if it makes any difference.
amen
hmmmmm,....I dunno. I just read over what I typed and it'd take a serious dumbass to get up offa Ben fer that.
I guess I might as well stay retired.
