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Liberals have got to be the biggest dumbasses on this earth.
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Hey, I say no problem! And I'm certain the wealthy Liberals living in the exclusive part of town will be the first to step right up providing leadership through example.
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Campfire Ranger
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Here's some examples of the squatter shack's the county is proposing. Think you could get occupancy permits in any other part of the country? If they are paying 75K for tbose pieces of scitt, I want in on tne bidding. There are tens of thousands of 8'x20' containers scattered across this country which could be turned info damned functional cabins for a song, and stacked/moved like cordwood until need arises.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire Ranger
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Hey, I say no problem! And I'm certain the wealthy Liberals living in the exclusive part of town will be the first to step right up providing leadership through example. Yeah, like the commissioners and Portland city counsel. Sure they're lining up to get these things in their Laurelhurst and Mt. Tabor yards.
Carpe' Scrotum
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If they are paying 75K for tbose pieces of scitt, I want in on tne bidding.
There are tens of thousands of 8'x20' containers scattered across this country which could be turned info damned functional cabins for a song, and stacked/moved like cordwood until need arises.
Not so fast. Scroll up. Me and my buddies at work have first dibs and we're willing to do it at a loss for the low low price of $65K.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A perfectly Portland solution. Nailed it^^^^^^ Portland is about to take the title of stupidest place to live in America away from San Francisco. I swear...you gotta be high as a kite to come up with a stupid idea like that. Actually it was rumored to be inspired when one of the executives was high and reading Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs over the weekend to his other Gay Partner... and the idea just "came to him" on Monday morning meeting...
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“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Campfire Kahuna
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What the hell is their definition of a tiny home? 1000 sq foot? Most are 500 or smaller, sometimes a lot smaller.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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These are supposed to be around 200sqft. Looks like some are a lot smaller.
Wonder if the tenants would complain about the smell off the lawnmower stored in there with them. Probably not over the smell of human waste just out the door.
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Just doing a quick tax calculator game. If you own a 200K house in Portland, add a $75K tiny home, you're property taxes will increase about $1K a year.
So are the homeowners now paying the $1K a year in added property tax?
What a deal
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Ranger
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Just doing a quick tax calculator game. If you own a 200K house in Portland, add a $75K tiny home, you're property taxes will increase about $1K a year.
So are the homeowners now paying the $1K a year in added property tax?
What a deal What the county is paying for it. Not what it's worth. Besides the homeowner doesn't own it for five years. Assuming that the squatters don't abandon it after trashing it in 4 years and the county charges the homeowner for removal of a rat infested nuisance structure, who says it will be worth more than bonfire material when it goes to the homowner.
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Here's some examples of the squatter shack's the county is proposing. Think you could get occupancy permits in any other part of the country? notice the circle jerk going on in the background? if there is 7500 in materials in that A frame i will vote Democrap.
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the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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The .gov still owns thousands of Katrina trailers scattered all over the country sitting there rotting away. Now, it's 75K "tiny houses" . Is EVERYONE in Portland totally stoned out their minds?.
Do those things have crappers in them or do you just go behind a bush somewhere?
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No fense to our Orygun members,but,WTF are they thinking out there?? 75K for those,and to put a family in there with kids. I would find it hard to build that for 10k.
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Campfire Ranger
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Don't say those fuggers can't get any stupider, they take it as a challenge.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Do those things have crappers in them or do you just go behind a bush somewhere?
Don't even need a bush, for many cultures of the world.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Most of our OR members live outside Portland. This is a city thing, courtesy of CA imports.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Enablers
Emotion beating out logic, evidence, and discipline
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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Most of our OR members live outside Portland. This is a city thing, courtesy of CA imports. A large percentage of easterners also
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Just doing a quick tax calculator game. If you own a 200K house in Portland, add a $75K tiny home, you're property taxes will increase about $1K a year.
So are the homeowners now paying the $1K a year in added property tax?
What a deal $200k home in Portland? Phucqk, that'd be like two, maybe three of these sheds connected with blue tarps! Some views around the city. Anywhere there's some ground within easy walk of free chit... It goes way beyond most folk's imagination and pre-dates 'legal' pot by far. It ain't immigrants either, white trash, meth heads, their spawn, and most folks are living it by choice. They'd like something better, but not at the cost of having to labor. Those folks below have the Portland look down pat.
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Most of our OR members live outside Portland. This is a city thing, courtesy of CA imports. A large percentage of easterners also What's it like 10,000 more moving in every year than moving out? Oregon going to hell.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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