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Just today my wife told me about a conversation she had with our neighbor, a good looking blond well past 40. She told my wife that the new guy on our trash collection route was eyeing her. My wife's comment to me was that she felt like saying "No, s--t, have you looked in the mirror lately"? Nice folks, too, our neighbors.
Paul
Stupidity has its way, while its cousin, evil, runs rampant.
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20 year olds are fun to look at--then they speak.......ruins it for me every time.......... Ya couldn't have forgotten could you? Thats what they make bubblegum for. I always offer 'em Copenhagen........  Casey
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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All that hot young tail I used to chase back in the day is over 40 now and looking better than ever.
On the other hand, anybody know where I can trade a 50 for two 25s?
Too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like!
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We were on the road from Fairbanks to Fort Greely one winter day, to anesthetize a cow buffalo, when the subject of my impending marriage came into the conversation.
"Don't let your pecker do your thinking for you," the grizzled USF&WS agent advised.
I'd already heard that advice many, many times, of course � but he added a touch that I'd never heard before and haven't heard since:
"When that other business is over with, you still have to listen to them broads."
"Be sure that you get," he advised, "a broad you can listen to."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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"Be sure that you get," he advised, "a broad you can listen to." That's why Steelhead is still waiting for his Cambodian mute...   Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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That's a 23 year old Cambodian mute, with a floatplane..........
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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A deaf-mute couple's marital spat ended when he (a) gestured emphatically for a moment then (b) turned the lights off.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Campfire Oracle
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okay,... okay,.. here,..
I'm kinda buzzed and in an expansive mood,... so listen to the poem I wrote for my wife shortly after we got married in a grove of hardwood trees on the Henry Clay estate. It was apparent that she was estrogenically vulnerable to such flows of verbosity,... so I felt compelled to tweak her,.. and I wrote this,... I wrote"
Antique Oaks, ancient Ashes,
Ever present in their sheltering circle,
Fall silent as we take our places beneath.
Embraced between low, maternal branches,
Comforted by a transient wind,
Blanketed with shadows,
We accept the blessings of the unseen,
And become one.
And you know,.... come what may,... she ain't evah gone get ovah that prose and that day,..
I'm home free,....
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Good for you, Bristoe! All men should write poetry to their wives... Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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Campfire Oracle
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It only works if ya fresh in love.
Now all I can write is hip hop.
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Campfire Oracle
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see?
I'll rattle off somethin offa the top o'my head fer Steve_no
Steve_no get's ta fussin,
Stirrin up noise,
Puttin down rebellion,
From alla us goys
Check out his posts,
Whaddaya see?
Not one damn word
Got validi-TEE
He say we tramps,
Trailer park crackers,
Rationale there,
Cause we ain't AIPAC'ers
Palestianan boy with nowhere ta go,
Steve-no sayin' that it's all fer show,
Layin' on the wall wid his hands own his head,
Twenty seconds later, the kid is dead.
hehehe,... I guess I'll leave it there fer now.
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LOL.....lol ....I sure do miss this place when I am away .... More poems, please!! HoundGirl
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
Part of me lives with the wind in my face,
while the other part is barely alive.
--Mary Gauthier
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Campfire Oracle
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The 24 campfire got it's own special pearl,
Blonde Pacific coaster calls herself the houndgirl,
Slimguy is a favorite and there's Big Emma too,
Ridin' in the Toyota is an outlet that's new.
Ain't no doubt about that she's a dog luvvin' chick,
Feeds 'em quality food ta keep theit coats good and slick,
They gather 'round her legs and they won't take no sass
Those who give her grief will get a bite on the ass.
I'll work the rest up later,...
It's late and I'm kinda buzzed
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LOL....ANOTHER round for the poet ....soooo laughing....you might have a future there...in poetry!!! No chit, man! HoundGirl
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
Part of me lives with the wind in my face,
while the other part is barely alive.
--Mary Gauthier
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Campfire Oracle
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I wish,... but they ain't no market fer bullshit,..
If they was I'd be Donald fuggin' Trump by now,....
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Only if he does it with a 9x42 Bridgeport...
Last edited by okie; 09/20/07. Reason: forgot to put a smiley there...
One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Ain't no money in poetry
That's what sets the poet free...
Well, I've had all the freedom I can stand!
Guy Clark wrote that
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Water is wet
The Sky is blue
Women tell lies
Who gives a [bleep]!
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue:
You think this will rhyme,
But it won't.
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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Amazing...lol...where some threads can go .... There is a poet in us ALL;grin:...I'll work on one and get back.... HoundGirl
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
Part of me lives with the wind in my face,
while the other part is barely alive.
--Mary Gauthier
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