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Campfire Kahuna
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Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Standard answer to my kids when they would ask me "why" when I told them they could not do something....
"Because I AM, and your NOT, and when you are, you won't be living here anymore...."
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Campfire Ranger
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i run the print shop here at the paper and quite often ppl wait till they are out of something before ordering more envelopes.....they often say "....and i need this tomorrow" to which i reply, "then yah shoulda ordered it last week" the girls are bothe near true blonds though both have brown hair and often hear "dammit short bus go grab a helmet we are upgrading you to window licker" 
A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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How does it feel to want?
To my kids when they were young. "Because I am the Dad, the only reason you need."
A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on my part.
Get a life.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Life will go on, with you, or without you"
Sam......
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Campfire Tracker
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"So, how's that working out for you."
"I didn't vote for him."
"You don't want this 'til yesterday, right?"
Always told our kids - "Life's just a series of choices, don't make the wrong ones twice."
From my signature line - "If it ain't something, it's always something else."
Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
NRA Endowment Member
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Campfire Tracker
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That's my new one and it comes up often, both in private and in public! Ask the two ladies that asked for my signature on a health reform petition. They were shell shocked and had few words to defend their Messiah! 
Hunting the "Roar",
Mark Luce
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Campfire Ranger
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If stupid was money, you'd be a billionaire.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23)
Brother Keith
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That wasn't in response to WVBlue
Thats what I tell people who ask me something when they know I am not going to tell them what they want to hear No, I didn't take it as that. Sorry. "What's your favorite saying, daily usage type" My answer to the original question. WTF
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Campfire Oracle
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You can choose your actions, but not the consequences.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I like to use the acronym CRS. Can't Remember Schitt.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Campfire 'Bwana
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when someone says "i don't know.."
my fav: "we could fill a warehouse with what you DONT know."
Something clever here.
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"Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of anxiety." Plato
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Campfire Ranger
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When someone says " If I would have ______ "
I like to say "yah, well, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his azz everytime he jumped."
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Campfire Kahuna
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When someone says " If I would have ______ "
I like to say "yah, well, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his azz everytime he jumped." Been know to use that one too!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Regular
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I have often refered to some people as "worthless even for soylent green."
Last edited by Planemech; 07/23/09.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Lets see:
A brick shy of a load.
Attic light is on but the stairs don't go all the way up.
Not worth the powder to blow em to hell.
Front door is open but nobody is home.
Some people are just a waste of oxygen.
Useless as teats on a boar hog.
Musta rode the short bus.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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If your brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow yer nose. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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