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I like "your nuttier than a squirrel turd" and "you'll have that on them big jobs" (usually said to somebody that screws up something simple)
Last edited by cbass; 07/23/09. Reason: worse than usual grammer
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Well, YOU voted for him, usually said to a guy who damned straight wouldn't vote Obama if you held a gun to his kid's heads. Nothing makes him as mad as that, hehehehehe.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation."
Everyday Hunter
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~ It can be from anywhere.
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I say "roger that", about 20 times a day.
...new laws were most numerous when the commonwealth was most corrupt. ~ Publius Cornelius Tacitus
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Yeah I got a neighbour yelling that all day here and I'm about ready to throw this 2x4 across his head. Ever since they put that Jesus Flippen swimming pool there. LOL
It is better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.
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What comes around goes around.....
Biden's most truthful quote ever came during his first press conference, 03/25/21.
Drum roll please...... "I don't know, to be clear." and THAT is one promise he's kept!!!
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it is ....................what is is
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several fav's
" eat chitt and die!" or worse, "eat chitt and live!"
" Dee Dee Dee!"
" such is life..."
" some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them"
" I'm your huckleberry..."
" some will, some wont, some do, some dont, others might, but in the end, who really gives a chitt?"
" too close for missiles, switching to guns"
AND THE END ALL SAYING HEARD MOST OFTEN!!!!!
"HUH?"
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever! I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy! CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe  )
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Unabashedly quoted from a recent popular C&W song
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
GTC i am glad you noticed my signature line after three months Crossfire... 
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever! I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy! CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe )
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latley it has been "fuggin excavators"
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latley it has been "fuggin excavators" i have a feeling here Bogger, that on Saturday it will be "fuggin skwirrel, eat lead!"
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever! I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy! CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe )
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Thanks for bringing that up,..... from frequent user thereof, It's a powerful cuss,.....no? In theory we're forgiven for this sorta' language If not,...... see ya' in Hell. GTC
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-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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One I used to hear frequently on job sites was "that's about as f'd up as a soup sandwich"
A hillbilly buddy of mine, after delivering some great truism, will punctuate it by declaring "and if'n ya don't like that, ya can kiss my azz 'til I bark like a fox!"
ego operor non tutela
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"Talk is cheap, it takes real money to buy good whiskey."
And...
"...don't know s**t from dirty pudding."
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If it don't kill you, it will make you stronger
Declaration of Independance, in ENGLISH
U.S. Constitution, in ENGLISH
U.S. Bill of Rights, in ENGLISH
If you cannot or don't want to learn ENGLISH, go back to the third world cesspool you came from
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His driveway doesn't go all the way out to the street.
Smells bad enough to knock a fly off a schittwagon at 50 yards.
If you love someone set them free
If they come back no one else liked them
Set them free again
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BOY, i brought you into this world and i can take you out!
my dad....
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