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Cyborg Sex Slave #7739149 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	The recent outcry over the pronouncements of a certain Japanese Mayor proclaiming sex slaves are essential for wartime troop morale, got me working on a better solution - the Cyborg Sex Slave! Advantages: - Won't talk back - Hates shopping - Has no parents so no Mother-in-law issues - Can be programed to cook you favorite cusine - Upgradable to include domestic chores - Does not become pregnant, get fat, or worry that their clothes make their butt look big. - NO PMS! Here is a photo of quality control inspection on our first prototype: If there is popular demand, we can expand our line to include other models. Please post pictures of designs you want to reach our production line. Prices on request. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739228 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	Ingwe has ordered: "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739243 05/15/13
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,533 RETIRED in Oregon, USA vbshootinrange Campfire Outfitter
vbshootinrange Campfire Outfitter Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,533 RETIRED in Oregon, USA	HooooBoooooy! This could be the best thred EVER!!! Keep 'em coming! Virgil B.

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave vbshootinrange #7739286 05/15/13
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,665 Nebr Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter
Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,665 Nebr	I dream of Jeannie model Swifty

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave vbshootinrange #7739287 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	Photos from Training Camp: "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

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Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739319 05/15/13
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1 Orange Park, Florida jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana
jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1 Orange Park, Florida	In keeping with the teutonictitwillow theme, my Sexcretary: And bodyguards: A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave jorgeI #7739332 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	Have to order another ton and a half of silicon for those. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739382 05/15/13
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,665 Nebr Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter
Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,665 Nebr	She can be my bodyguard , and hold my gun anytime. Swifty

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave Swifty52 #7739459 05/15/13
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 C carbon12 Campfire Tracker
carbon12 Campfire Tracker C Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999	Along with the standard Jayne M specs, I want mine to sing like the 40 YO Emmylou Harris. Works better than recreational Viagra.

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave carbon12 #7739516 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	$800 extra for musical talent and guitar "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

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Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739525 05/15/13
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,380 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger
atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,380 907novacancynenana	we will need someone to fetch beers.. Attached Images freezing.jpg (9.3 KB, 2616 downloads) I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739527 05/15/13
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 C carbon12 Campfire Tracker
carbon12 Campfire Tracker C Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999	[quote=hatari]$800 extra for musical talent and guitar OK. But it better not sound anything remotely like Stephen [bleep] Hawkings.

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739594 05/15/13
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana
kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas	I remember this TV show when I was a kid that had Julie Newmar as this guys personal robot! I thought she would be cool to have around the house even then!!! Her pre-Catwoman days!!! Bob Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave kaywoodie #7739647 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	Sign me up for that. I think Julie is a good addition to our "Classics" line. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave carbon12 #7739659 05/15/13
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OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	Originally Posted by carbon12 [quote=hatari]$800 extra for musical talent and guitar OK. But it better not sound anything remotely like Stephen [bleep] Hawkings. You can expect only the best from Hatari Enterprises. You won't get Stephen Hawkins voice, you get the good stuff: "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave Swifty52 #7739661 05/15/13
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OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,369 Likes: 2 Atlanta	Originally Posted by Swifty52 She can be my bodyguard , and hold my gun anytime. Having some technical problems with this model. Makes good love, but then shoots the owner. Terminator Black Widow model. Send it to your enemies as a peace (piece?) offering. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7739669 05/15/13
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,665 Nebr Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter
Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,665 Nebr	She is still hot. Another Julie model Swifty

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave Swifty52 #7739689 05/15/13
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,513 SoCal EricM Campfire Tracker
EricM Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,513 SoCal	I'd like a porch girl model. Where the heck is that pic...? Eric

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave Swifty52 #7739695 05/15/13
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana
kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,619 Likes: 4 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas	Originally Posted by Swifty52 She is still hot. Another Julie model Remember her as "Stuptifyn' Jones"???? More for the "classic" line; Bettye Page Veronica Lake Vivian Leigh ( byw, a bona fide nympho!) Rita Hayworth Betty Grable Hedy Lamarr Linda Darnell Jane Russell Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave Swifty52 #7739710 05/15/13
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,860 Likes: 4 M mathman Campfire 'Bwana
mathman Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 44,860 Likes: 4	Originally Posted by Swifty52 I dream of Jeannie model More like bad bolt on boobs model.

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