The recent outcry over the pronouncements of a certain Japanese Mayor proclaiming sex slaves are essential for wartime troop morale, got me working on a better solution - the Cyborg Sex Slave! Advantages:
- Won't talk back - Hates shopping - Has no parents so no Mother-in-law issues - Can be programed to cook you favorite cusine - Upgradable to include domestic chores - Does not become pregnant, get fat, or worry that their clothes make their butt look big. - NO PMS!
Here is a photo of quality control inspection on our first prototype:
If there is popular demand, we can expand our line to include other models. Please post pictures of designs you want to reach our production line. Prices on request.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
In keeping with the teutonictitwillow theme, my Sexcretary:
And bodyguards:
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
I remember this TV show when I was a kid that had Julie Newmar as this guys personal robot! I thought she would be cool to have around the house even then!!! Her pre-Catwoman days!!!
Bob
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
She can be my bodyguard , and hold my gun anytime.
Having some technical problems with this model. Makes good love, but then shoots the owner. Terminator Black Widow model. Send it to your enemies as a peace (piece?) offering.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
Bettye Page Veronica Lake Vivian Leigh ( byw, a bona fide nympho!) Rita Hayworth Betty Grable Hedy Lamarr Linda Darnell Jane Russell
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."