I'm down in Oregon Steelheading for the last 10 days at my best Buds house. He has to work during the day, so I'm mainly fishing and playing with the Dogs. My best buds wife is in the UK on a business trip, so I thought

Here is where it gets slimey...I had to make a trip to Fred Meyers (sort of like a Target store) to pick up some Molley screws. When I entered the store, there is a Peets Coffee cafe, low an behold I see Leslie and some other dude being all lovey dovey They both had their elbows on the table, both leaning over about 6" apart. I'm just SHOCKED!

I thought they had a really good marriage??

I feel physically sick to my stomach, and don't know what to do? She was suppose to arrive tomorrow,infact my bud is suppose to pick her up at the airport. I'm almost 99% sure that she didn't see me. I sat in my truck for several minutes comptanplating to go and introduce myself...but chicken out.

Now I don't know what the hel! to do? Should I tell him? or pretend nothing happened. I'm leaning towards telling him, that won't be easy to do. They have been married for close to 20 years, no kids.

Any advice would be very helpful. GDTFH!!

Should have sat down at the table with her and asked when she got back.

Tell him, and get store surveillance of the event.

Gunner

I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

No question in my mind, tell your buddy what you saw.

Tell him what you saw and leave it at that. Then get the hell out of the middle of it.

Simple question. If the roles were reveresed, would you want him to tell you? Let that guide your actions.

Amen. That's a conundrum I wouldn't want to have to solve.

Try looking at it like this, okok. If you and your buddy reversed roles, what would you want him to do?

I'd play private detective and take some pics if I had a camera. If I didn't, I'd run and get a cheap one right quick. I'd follow them to the motel and get some shots too. Make sure the camera has a date setting so it shows the time and date and your buddy knows they were hanky pankying when she was supposed to be in England. Then I'd phone him.

Be advised it may go to hell with your buddy because you know how these things work...bearer of bad news and all. But in the end, you gotta do what you gotta do. The cheating cunnt deserves it.

Damn. I don't envy you. I'd think of it this way, if your positions (you and your bud's) were reversed, what would you want him to do?

I am not a lawyer so original post deleted.

A divorce attorney can subpoena the footage, also check her passport for recent travel documentation.

Gunner

Telling him is the right thing to do, beyond that let him deal with it and be there for him if he need you. At the end of the day you have to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.

That's a good idea. I would observe and not engage. Then report your recon intel to your buddy.

If you're CERTAIN it was her, I can't imagine anyone not wanting to know if their wife is canoodling around behind their back.

Unless they have one of those "Open" relationships and he's already aware...

Bear in mind, there's the possibility he could take her side and you would become the enemy..!

Women can come and go, real friends last a lifetime.

Right EE, I helped a Brotha out once in a similar situation, he said it saved him better than 60K a [bleep] year on child support and alimony. fookin whores.

Gunner

stay out of it

if he's your Bud, you gotta tell him.
I had an incident like this about 10 years ago. I see my Buds wife and some guy in a parking lot fooling around outside of the car...kissing fondling etc.

I thought about it for all of about 10 minutes and called my friend. He worked out of town at the time. Long story short, they divorced and he has thanked me numerous times over the years

If they have a happy marriage ... I'd say, stay out of it.

Some things are best left unsaid and unknown.

I'm not telling the OP what to do here, but...
How do you think the friend would feel about you later down the line if he finds you that you knew about this and didn't tell him much earlier?

You do have to be careful with that. Many years ago, we noticed that the wife of the couple next door was having a torrid romance with another guy. Loyal to our friend, we let the air out of a couple of his tires one night just 'cause. Turned out it was wife swapping. Our friend was with Romeo's wife at the same time.

But, yeah, I'd tell my bud. Might be that he knows and doesn't care. But then the decision on what to do is his.

There is no good option.

How about telling her what you saw. You can tell her to fess up, or you will tell him.

Bitch.

That's true, but there always is a best one.

Do you really think they have a happy marriage?

Gotta be a pretty good friend or OKOK wouldn't know she was supposed to be in England. If it was wife swapping, more than likely the story wouldn't be that elaborate or exist at all. If it's wife swapping, I doubt his friend will get mad. Also, doubtful they'd be in some Target-type store, they'd instead have went straight to the motel room. Likely this is a meet with some dude from her work.

If OKOK doesn't tell his bud, his bud may be in for not only a hard fall psychologically, but financially as well. Sounds like a plan is involved here.

Bros before Ho's.

Just make sure your bro doesn't do something counterproductive like shoot them both or beat the shixt out of somebody. Stuff like this takes a cool head to prevail and violence ain't the answer.

That's the first thing that came to my mind, I would want to know. I don't know if she even went to the UK? Maybe a co worker? THIS SUCKS!

You should tell him. It's the right thing to do.

If I were him, I'd be cool... pick her up at the airport as planned, ask her about the trip, etc., and then later check her passport for the UK entry/exit stamps. If there's nothing there, you know what's up.

Eric

Sounds like you've seen from the body-language that it ain't a strictly business relationship...uh, well maybe monkey business, but you know.

I agree, it sukks.

If I had knowledge of my pard cheating I would take it with me to my grave. If I had knowledge of his wife cheating he would know about it with an offer to help in any way I could.

I love my best friend's wife and kids like they are my own and would do anything for them. That said, he was my friend before his wife came along and will continue to be if they ever split. I'll still go to hell-and-back for the kids regardless.....

George

I think I'd have to tell him. Or at least email him the link to this thread.

Yep. Tell him.

Like someone said before, I would hate to be in your shoes.

On a side note, why the fcuk would someone say they are going to Europe and then stay in the same town with their fling? Not only do you have to fake being in flipping Europe (don't they call each other?)you also highly risk getting seen.

If you knew he was cheating on her, would you tell her?

Kind of a valid question too.

My reply is I'd tell him what I thought I saw, as a friend, and let him take it from there. Because you also don't really know what you saw for sure. Though it seemed obvious.

That.. and:

And:

Lotsa truth there...



Not a good scene no matter what happens..

Is she good looking? If she's on the prowl, you could ask her to join you for a drink.






Just kidding.
You already heard all the logical answers.

Women come and go and real friends last a lifetime....

Thats why my wife is my best real friend.

You're a spineless crank-wanker!!

I wouldn't want to tell him but I would definitely want to know if I were him. That beotch could bring home VD/AIDS too so I wouldn't waste any time letting him know so he can protect himself and prepare to protect what's HIS!! Like EE said, if you can get pics - that would be help in more ways than one. Sorry you have to be the one to do it though.....

I'd start out with "Man oh man buddy, I swear I saw Leslie, drinking coffe down at Fred Meyers today. Does she have a twin sister?".

Play it by ear from there...

No doubt your position sucks. If it helps you any - if I was your buddy and it was my wife you saw with another man, I'd damn sure want to know.

11-12 years ago I saw my girlfriend driving through town with some guy in her passenger seat. The passenger seat of the vehicle that I put gas in on occasion, the vehicle washed for her and changed the oil in. When I caught up to her you can bet your azz that I confronted her. She, of course, feigned innocence, claiming it was just a lunch date. She was stunned a little while later when I broke up with her for good.

It sucks having to rock your bud's world, but IMHO, he needs to know.

I had a feeling my ex was [bleep]'n around but decided it was not working so we divorced peacefully; I had a plan and that plan was to get custody without a fight.

My daughters said they hated their mom's boyfriend for screwing up the family, that is when I figured out they knew about the [bleep]'r and before I did. They were young, between 7-9 so understandably, they are at no fault in my eyes.

I would not cover for my best bud's wife over our friendship, no chance.

This.

That's not a bad option.

Tell your bud that he needs to meet her at the gate (airport).

That sucks. You're between a rock and a hard place.

Exactly.

My only concern would be it gives her time to cook up some sort of bullchit story and she can deflect and play him off as the bad guy "Your best friend knew and he didn't come to you" (in shrill, whiny-azz biotch voice).

George

Why anybody would want to involve themselves in somebody else's relationship business is beyond *me*

You ain't Dr. fuggin' Phil.

You don't know whether to tell your friend he may be tasting some other dude's dick?




Travis

What would Dr. Phil advise?

Are you absolutely 100% sure it was her?

Man up this is a best buddy? Tell him what you saw and how it made you feel. That you didn't know how to play it out but you knew you had to tell him what you saw. As you are best buddies.

+1

That's why I don't have any friends, except my wife. I know damn well she would tell me if she saw me with another chick.

The right answer and the easy answer have no relation usually.

If you honestly think that was her canoodling, then would tell my bud, "Hey, it's possible I hallucinated or am wrong, and you know I'd never want to cause trouble in your marriage, but I swear to God unless your wife has a twin I saw her with some guy in the cafe. Isn't she in England? I'm as confused as [bleep]." Then after a few beers, however he wants to address it, stay out of the way but for the being a friend part. Put it respectfully, and hope to be wrong is about all one can do, isn't it?

Hi Lynn.


Travis

6 months at a relationship rehab asylum.

Easy. Follow these steps:

#1. Take friend out for some beers to pay him back for letting you stay at his place.
#2. Pose him a hypothetical question. "If someone saw your wife cuddling up to another dude, would you want them to tell you"? What would your friend want and what would he do?
#3. You buddy gives you the answer to your question, and he can't really get mad at you for following his own advice.

Go heavy on those beers too.


Travis

That's downright nasty but how many dicks have you, me, and everyone else tasted on a woman's lips?

Unless you're both virgins there's dick drool aplenty being spread around.

I wanna puke now.

This is what I'd do.

1. Wait a day (If she comes home early and says her trip ran short, then maybe there's nothing to worry about and you misread what you saw.)

2. If she comes home from the airport tomorrow, tell your buddy that you saw something. All he has to do is check her passport to confirm if she ever did go to the UK. If there's nothing there then he has solid proof a trip to the UK didn't happen, she's been caught in a lie, and you have what you saw.

Eric

What can you live comfortably with,and what is your GUT saying to you?

I've been on the other end of this.

You can't call yourself his friend if you don't tell him what you saw. He'll have to make his own decisions from there, but at least he won't be making them in the dark.

Being a true friend ain't always easy. That's why we have so few true friends in life.

Good Luck

FC

That can backfire on the OP and his best friend too. It gives her a chance to make up a counter story, maybe even something involving the OP, and also a head start to clean out bank accounts, grab credit cards, and whatever else she can get her hands on. Lying and deceitfulness always play a major role in the cheating game.

The OP might also want to consider how he would personally deal with the part he played in this if some form of violent act were to result from him tipping off his best friend. It could and sometimes does happen.

I'd also make sure any gun he has in the house is removed, along with bow's and knives. I'd then have an EBT card on the table that was filed down to be a shank.

That's what I was thinking too. Let him know what you think you saw in a very casual way, and let him decide what he wants to do without any pressure from you (even inadvertent influence).

What ???? Who the hell cares what she thinks, or what she says ?

Hi Travis, still as sexy as ever I see

A lot. But I ain't married to them.


Travis

Yes you are.


Travis

I accidentally slept with a woman once, and somebody told my then wife.

Sometimes you just gotta pay the piper.


Travis

This type approach is good.

Do NOT accuse anything. If there is some rational explaination for the incident, you won't be the bad guy. If you wrongly accuse, she will never let the relationship be the same again.

Blackmail her for a blow job

then rat her out to your bud

I would also plan a vacation starting the day after you tell him. That way he can't pester me about details.


Travis

She must of been a real jewel to have bored you into accidental slumber,or did she just wear you out?

Utah huh ?


Well I'll be...

Too messy.


Travis

It's like this,..

If ya tell him, he'll feel obligated to end the relationship right now.

If you don't,..it'll go on for 3 or 4 more months before it peters out.

Tellin' him now will deprive him of 3 or 4 months of that all important commodity known as puzzy.

The situation will find its correct path without your help.

laffin..
How do you accidentaly do that?
Is like your shoe lace comes untied going down a set of stairs and kicks off a stream of uncontrollable events?...

Hi Lynn. Hi Travis.

You're both sexy as ever.

That is a REALLY BAD OPTION. Forewarned is forearmed, and trust me she will cover her ass in the blink of an eye, and if that does not work, an absolute tear filled meltdown leading to hot sex might just break the ice between them, long enough for her to come with another angle. The perfect option of course will be for her to convince him it was all his fault one way or the other.

Not all women pull this crap, BUT KNOW, all women have the crafty ability.

Is this a prelude to something ?

You are missing the point once he tells him he will then have his choice from a selection of puzzy, a la carte if you will...

Not telling him now will set him back 3 or 4 months from getting new puzzy, what kinda friend would do that?

I would have turned the table over, then told her she has 24 hrs to tell him herself.

He's prepping you for me to start schmoozing....

He's not getting the pusssy. The guy in the restaurant is.

Is there EVER any other plan of deception?

Flying [bleep], why would you give some bittch who is [bleep] your buddy over anything? Sometimes doing the right thing ain't easy, but it's always right.

Well there is another side. I once was in this position and I told my friend, I thought for sure he'd send her packing. But he didn't, and instead he swallowed his pride. Well the fact that I knew he couldn't man up made it unbearable for him to be around me, so it wasn't him and his wife that went separate ways.

You say he's your best bud. You're best buds for a reason, whichever the both of your reasons are.

What would your best bud do were the situation reversed? What would you do or feel if he did not tell you?

Were it one of my best buddies,as I personally define true friendship, I'd tell the wife she has 3 days to tell him or I would.

okok, you got 10 pages (so far) of advice.

Do the right thing...



go back to Steelhead fishing.

Schmoozing will cost you big time

It always has...why should this be any different?

That brings up the most important question that needs to be answered in this thread ...





















Catchin' any?

Stay out for sure. He may already know. If not, he doesn't want to hear it from you.

One.

Tell him! If ya don't you're not much of a friend. It's gonna be hard as he11 and hurt like he11 but you have a obligation as a friend to let him know.

I can't believe how many of you are over analyzing this [bleep].

If you know it was his wife, just tell him you saw her drinking coffee with a guy and thought she was supposed to be out of town.

He really wasn't much of a friend then.

The sad reality of it is the bitch will lie her way out of it at this point....
Wasn't me or we were just having coffee yada yada
You need to tell him what you saw and let him put the pieces together

Yup. I wouldn't involve myself with the female at all, just straight up and in simple terms tell your buddy what you saw and why you told him. If a buddy of mine saw or heard of anything along those lines he'd tell me. The guys I consider friends would tell me, elsewise they would be acquaintences not friends. The earlier you tell him the less potential splatter on you.

$.02

not your business, not your marriage, not your problem.

okok--It sounds like your best bud has been a great friend, to you.

Re-examine your facts. You need make no accusations. All it takes is something along the lines of: "I thought your wife wasn't returning until today?" Whatever follows will be OK, as long as you are open and honest with your friend.

How good a friend are you?

Does't matter that it is the truth or not, he's going to hate you for telling him. Don't let him know it is you, but let him know what his wife is up to. She should have return ticket stubs from the UK if in case you made a mistake.

Don't have a clue why this is 11 pages...shoulda called your "bestbud" and said..."dude you need to come down here and see this for yourself."

When it's your best bud, it's your business.

Meet her at the gate.

She actually goes to the UK often, maybe she went and got back early, I don't know what to believe.

Not you sako...quick reply used.

There are a buncha you that I am glad aren't my best bud...cause you don't have a clue what it means.

If you still haven't told him...he ain't your best bud...and if you don't...you ain't his.

Yep, and I coulda told you who they were before they posted here...

Bristoe nailed it on the first page.

None of your business... stay out of it.

A pard is a pard. Sometimes the ride ain't easy.

How can they have a happy marriage? He might think they have one but I'll bet that she doesn't think so.

There ya go.

okok,

You are going to feel damn stupid if it turns out to be a case of mistaken identity, and you will probably make 2 enemies if you accuse someone and turn out to be wrong.

There are a few folks who look so much alike that it is almost impossible to tell them apart.

I would tread very lightly on this one.

Myron

A passport check is your best confirmation of hard evidence. It will say if she ever went, or if she came back early.

If you tell your bud, tell him to confirm this first before he approaches here. He could also check credit/bank card receipts to confirm location.

Post his phone number and WE'LL TELL HIM.

Agree - would have put you in a better place (maybe the only good place, right now) and placed the "explanatory" onus on her.

u need to say nothing ....take him to look at the tapes/cam footage........

Tell your friend you'll probably lose a friend but you'll walk away with a clear conscience.

I saw her car in the parking lot,definatly not an open relationship.

Here is how the story goes by telling the wife first. She very well could've gone to the UK for legitimate business and told the best bud that her trip was a day or 2 longer than it actually was. Then okok sees her and confronts her. She tells best bud she came home early and okok made a move on her and now he is making up this story...or a thousand different ways...

Whore is right....I'm getting more pissed as time goes on...that BIT!H got me involved in this mess.

Don't ever think you mean more to your friend than his wife.

u said it! ......maybe "he knows"....and they are not sharing with u. if u really are buds...u would talk .... i've shared many a tale in a fox hole.

boy that is TRUE.

He's very level headed, I'm leaving tomorrow, so I think I'm going to tell him at breakfast.

Skipping ahead, because who wants to read all this crap, I'd seize a private moment to tell her "I could have sworn I saw you at (whatever the place was) yesterday. Who was your friend?"
My next move would depend on her.

If not that, I'd stay out of it.

Good point!

Yeah, I like ScottTs approach and then let your buddy take it from there. Plane tickets, reservations, credit card receipts, phone records. I mean everything is easily verified nowadays even by a complete moron once you get the heads up that somethings amiss. It sounds pretty desperate for your friend but for his sake you gotta hope there is some explanation you overlooked. I would not like to be in his shoes....

Just remember that by not talking to her directly at the time, that is just your take on the situation, that it was in fact even her to begin with. Regadless of how certain you are it was her.

YES, I saw her car in the parking lot.

Do what you think is best. I don't have a problem with it.




I hope all goes well for and your friend. Let us know what happened ... you can't start story and not finish it.

the sooner you tell him the better it will be.
if you wait til breakfast, good luck sleeping tonight.

Well there is another side. I once was in this position and I told my friend, I thought for sure he'd send her packing. But he didn't, and instead he swallowed his pride. Well the fact that I knew he couldn't man up made it unbearable for him to be around me, so it wasn't him and his wife that went separate ways. [/quote]

Same experiance here. We still see each other semi-regularly though because of mutual friends. I don't regret it, I would want a friend to tell me. He's not mad at me for telling him, He's just ashamed, or atleast thats the vibe I get when I'm around him. Luckly my betterhalf is very cool and doesn't gossip/bicker like alot of females, this makes her kind of a buffer at social functions. This is what I did and I'd do it again, my only advice is to choose my words carefully when talking with him ( goodluck getting alot of sleep tonight with this conversation rolling around in your head). FWIW, when I saw my buddies wife she bouncing ontop of a bass player, what you saw sounded a little bit milder.

I did not read all the replies, but I had a very similar situation happen 20 years ago involving my best friends wife. In fact, I was the best man in their wedding. Long story short, I saw her in a bar clear across town from where they lived making out with some guy in a booth.

I just walked up to the table, looked her straight in the eyes and asked, "are you going to tell him or am I?" She told him the next night and they divorced shortly thereafter.

Mike

Worst of all bad character flaws is a deceiver. A liar. She appears to be one. You can never trust a liar.

You know about the deception now.

If he is a true friend, you gotta let him know ASAP, somehow. Not saying it will be easy, but you gotta do the right thing and let him know.

Otherwise, you too are a deceiver.

You go to a neighbor's to hang out. A guest is there with short shorts. She believes your bullschit and thinks you're wonderful. You did not plan on her being there, wearing short shorts, or believing your bullschit.

Accidents happen.

GFY.


Travis

Mental note:

Bristoe and okok are schitty best friends.


Travis

That's akin to telling me the sun will rise in the east.

GFY.


Travis

If she is out in public with another guy when she told her husband she is in the UK I don't think she really cares if he finds out.

Add Mannlicher to the list of worthless friends.


Travis

I can't image a friend not telling me.

The selfish side says don't tell him, they may have to sell this new home on 3.5 acres on the Clackamas river...lol

Just kidding..I'm telling him in the morning, just kills me I'm in this postion...FCK!

Add curdog to the list of worthless friends.


Travis

Stay out of it. One don't hurt and two don't fit.

new home on 3.5 acres on the Clackamas river......






Is she hot?

What a crock of [bleep] horseschit.


Travis

That's because a friend WOULD tell you.


Travis

I'm betting that if ages of all the posters were known, us old guys would damn near be unanimous in the " none of your business" category.

Could be that we have seen the hand played out both ways and know the winning strategy.

Keep your mouth shut about it.

Now and forever.

and he's gonna ask you why you didn't say something sooner. at least with you there you can talk to him. don't drop the bomb on him and leave, especially since you've known this long.

The fishing has been pretty slow..I've gone 3 for seven, all Hens, so I have a lot of roe. The water is super low and the water temp is around 47.There's probably a lot of fish stacked in the Willamette, waiting for some rain.

TFF.

to use an overused term, been there and done that. saw my buddies wife in a car in the park getting cozy with somebody else. they had 3 kids and i was really torn. i ended up telling him and he started crying and told me he was pretty sure already. they divorced, he got hosed and it f'd his life up for close to a decade but he is past it and happy these days.

Guessing she did go to the UK, but had all intention of getting back early so she could hook up.

Was the place you saw her in close to where her husband works or where they live? If so, balls on her part.

He needs to see what day she landed on terra firma. Pun intended. Travis, your up to bat.

Not a chance...were pretty close, I've known him for 18 years.

I'm 35. And trusted by anybody that has the misfortune of knowing me as their friend.

"Now and forever."


Travis

She landed on terra firma alright. Some other dude's cock.

GFY.


Travis

Don't know what age qualifies for being an old guy, but I think I have qualified. And I am calling the keep your mouth closed strategy completely BS.

18 years?!?! Holy [bleep]! You have a "friend" for two decades and you don't want to tell him the hatchet wound he munches on has been slayed by Mandingo?

Do you urinate in the chair at job interviews too? I hope your "friend" punches you in the balls for lack of decisiveness.

GFY. (ask his ol' lady for a lending hand)


Travis

Best way to start out, IMO.

I had a buddy/roommate in college tell me he thought my chick was stepping out. I thanked him, and ignored him. He ended up being right. I appreciated him telling me, but disregarded it. Had he known and not told me I'd have whipped his ass. Giving a buddy a heads up is not meddling. Taking pictures, and playing amateur [bleep] detective is meddling.

LOLOL.

I agree...

Flagstaff,

You can be my friend buddy.


Travis

How do you come up with this..? It's like a "Gift", you should write for Hallmark...have your own line of GFY cards...

That is it! This is how you should tell him.

Give him a card that says "sorry the hatchet wound you have been munching on has been slayed by Mandingo."

Just place it on the counter before you leave.

Sorry bud, I'm calling drama thread here,,,

Women on the loose don't sit in coffee shops displaying public affection to the "ski instructor" in their home town...

Not buying it......

Funny you mention this, because looking at the responders, I was thinking the same thing as I like the way all you guys from Montana see things.

As my Dad used to say, "Doing what is right isn't always easy, but it is always right."

Damn, if I knew my buddy's wife was steppin' out, there is no way I would just "let it go" without at least telling him. What he does from that point is up to him.

Travis, I'm twice your age and I've played all three MALE parts in this little drama at one time or the other.I've been in OKOK's shoes, his buddy's shoes, and I've been the guy across the table from the wife.I've played some of 'em more than once.

In EVERY instance the husband came out ahead when the buddy kept his info and suspicion [that's all OKOK has at this point] of infidelity to himself.

An old Black friend gave me this advice when I was pondering what to do about a situation similar to this, one time.It costs you what it cost me:

"Travis, ask yourself this question; Do I REALLY need any more complications in my life RIGHT NOW"?

Agree

hello devil, hello deep blue sea, my name is okok


good luck

I'm a sucker for the romance languages!

well said sir, well said


now GFY

It is not as big of a deal as some would like to make it out to be. I have been in the situation too, I told by buddy left it up to him to deal with, he chose to be a dumbass and continue on with the relationship until he couldn't deny it anymore. At that point he called me and I helped him move his schit out of the house. No drama on my end and he knows I was a true friend.

Just tell the guy and leave it at that, he can do with it what he wants.

Just show him this thread.

The difference between "satisfied" and "contented."

Anybody know???

Well, I'll tell ya.

If you were satisfied that your woman was steppin out on ya, would you be contented??

Personally, I would stay out of it. Years ago I told my best friends wife about him carryin' on with a gal and they both hated me. She said ignorance was bliss and had I not told her she would have never known. So I was the villain. Let them sort it out.

Bottom line for sure Travis

Now that takes the cake.

I could give two [bleep] what complications a guy could handle in his life "right now." If a chick you are committed to is sweet on another cock, you want that information. And if you don't? You are a [bleep] chump and do not rate my friendship.


Travis

I applied. They replied: "GFY"

Talk about irony!


Travis

I'll add this ...

I had a bud in high school tell me that he saw my GF making out with a guy at work. I broke up with her was glad that he told me.

I was staying with acquaintances, not friends, and caught wind of the wife cheating. I kept my mouth shut and AFAIK they stayed together for years after that.

If I found out one of my best friend's spouses were cheating, I'd confront her. I was best man at both of their weddings and their wives are my best friends too ... just in a different way.

So ... I have difficult time determining what's the best way to go.

I have the same inclination but the scenario and question posed remains the same.

And GFY.


Travis

[bleep] YEAH!

Getting involved in the complications of somebody else's relationship is for women and boys.

Us older guys have the wisdom to live in our own world.

It's a good place to be.

Travis,

GFY = Good Friends Yeah !!!

"Often wrong,never in doubt".

That pretty much described me at 35, too.

Exactly 1000% right..

Taking the easy way out is the "I don't want the complication" because it is easy for them. And therefore they are not a true friend. They will always do what is easiest and most convenient for them, and not doing what is right.

My true friends in my life, I would walk through fire for them And I have. And they have for me.

Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!

Nothing like some bullschit like this to ruin a perfectly good fishing trip! Good luck!

Wisdom often speaks in a crackly old voice.





fish head circa 2013

"Years ago I told my best friends wife about him carryin' on with a gal".

DAMN........... just DAMN.

Know you're right, and go forward.

But you're obviously a pacifist and a puzzy, and a worthless friend.


Travis

Worthless friend. Got it.


Travis

That's something I couldn't do. I've been blackmailing one of my best buds for over thirty years with my knowledge of his infidelities ... prior to when they got married.

I'm sworn to secrecy but it comes at a cost.

Wisdom doesn't have an age. Neither does being a puzzy.


Travis

And you're the white male Oprah.

I've never heard so much snivellin' crap out of a bunch of males.

Reading through this thread is like being in 8th grade again.

Pointless, it's a no fault state...went through something similar stay out of it...

YOU HURTED MY FEELINGS !

"You really oughtta tell him, dude,..I mean,..after all, he's your BFF!"

,..gimme a giant economy sized break.

Democrats have put plenty of safety measures in place

free birth control

abortion on demand

planned parent hood


They've already covered this ground.

OKOK....Tell him ASAP. Don't say a thing to the cheating woman. This way your buddy has the opportunity to clean out all the bank accounts first. Seriously.

I say tell him asap, so he has time to come up with a plan. No sense in letting her know anything. Give the guy a chance to come out as much of a winner as possible. The deck is already stacked against him in any divorce.

Deflave is the idiotic azzhole in this thread.

Go find another one.

As a pacifist, you should bend over

Doesn't he have her flight number and arrival time?

That would be a pretty good trick for her to get in and out of security unless she goes through the trouble of buying another ticket passin through security,and then just coming out with the folks that was on the plane she was supposed to be on.

Maybe your friend should wait right out side the security gate at the airport and see where it goes from there.

Drama thread.

And useless without pictures.

No can do, done helped a bud save 60K per year in child support and alimony cause he was working his [bleep] ass off for a worthless whore.

Gunner

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Travis' influence is changing my thoughts on this subject.

okok,

Don't be shy ....

Tell your buddy that he needs to double up on johnnies before he taps that bish again and don't kiss her unless he wants somebody else's c*** drool in his mouth.

+ 1

If he's one of your best buds and you don't tell him, you should get your azz kicked. What the hell kind of friends do people have out there that aren't looking out for them?



I'd suggest playing it off a bit. Make him think it's no big deal. He'll have enough on his plate without you making him feel further humiliated.

Your babbling on here, come lay down and relax, and talk to me about your thoughts....

+ 1
And how many posts do you have in this thred?

So go call him right now.

I really couldn't care less.

You asked for advice.

I don't have casual friends. I keep a very small circle of true friends and the ones that are in there will get the best from me.



That includes loyalty above everything else.

You did ask for advise OKOK, sucks to be you...sometimes there are no good choices...and sometimetime the best choice is to sit back and be there in the end, and sometimes there's no ending...it's a never ending river...Oh the Drama

I'll ask Rick to start a "Dear Travis" forum just for you and him.

And only your very best friends can post there.

It will be ALL about relationships.

Y'all can see who can "out drama" the other.

On second thought, Facebook might sue Rick for infringement.

Better not.

I don't need any more complications in my life RIGHT NOW.

Dear Travis,





I like it.

Dr Phil Travis.

if he goes to the ticket counter they will issue a gate pass that will allow you through security, all he has to say is he would like to assist his wife upon her arrival, he goes to the gate and when she doesn't get off the plane he has proof.

Seriously man, the fact that you even have to ask makes me wonder what kind of a friend you really are.

Dr Phil Travis,

My puzzy hurts ...

What should I do?

GFY

See if he will "friend you" on his Facebook page.That's what my daughters do.

Not with Travis, of course.

They have standards.

But then....... they do love drama.

You may need to spend more time with Bristoe.

Travis cut him loose.

You know that had to hurt.

Personally, I think you need to confront her first. Tell her you saw her, where, and what you thought you witnessed. There MAY be a valid reason/excuse. You don't want to accuse falsely or ruin a marriage or a friendship over something that MAY be innocent. Either way, it won't be easy.

Wash it and bend over, I'll take this club here and go ahead and numb it for ya.

Gunner

I was always going to tell him, just needed some examples of what to say. This thread is very helpful, thanks everyone.

I wish you the best.

Before you leave town give the steelhead one more go now that you have fresh bait.

I asked the Princess what OKOK should do. She said that it is mistaken identidy, women aren't that stupid.

Be sure to think this thru,..you might be killing the "next" great episode of Cheaters..!

Unless she's a woman that "wants" to get caught.

Either way, the buddy needs to know about it. Like someone else said I would approach it carefully and just say "I have something to tell you and there may be a very good explanation for this but this is what I saw...." Let him take it from there with the passport checks etc.

tell him right away. if you are sure what you saw.

I'll fill you guys in when I hear more.

Dude, if this is a real close friend, keep his personal schitt out of here.



I'd punch my buddy in the nose if he didn't tell me my old lady was messing around but I'd kick him in the balls if he aired my personal schitt all over the country.

mind your own frequin business,stay the hell out of it's not your problem. find some place else to stay. I don't know why some people are so intent on telling someone of such things.

You've been so busy there dude, 10 straight days steelhead fishing in Oregon, evenings spent with your best bud...

I love fishing, the scenery and such, How 'bout some pics of these fish to enlighten us?

After 10 days fishing with a best bud, I'm sure some pics were taken...

Please, enlighten us......

10 days of fishing, away from home, discovering lovers while shopping. you've been busy....

but yet you've found time to post roughly 125 times on the 'fire in the last 10 days,

all while away from home, while fishing during the day, and evenings with the bud...

Brilliant.

So your buddy is picking up his wife at the airport tomorrow and her car isn't at home?

Weird

That's just gay.


I went to Oregon ... on a fishin' trip ... and never had my azz violated.

This is award winning fiction...if you're an idiot...

.......The plot thickens.

Give okok the benefit of the doubt. He's one of the good guys on the fire.

Travis? Care to explain?

Aw [bleep] it. I'll do it.

If you have a good true friend, the last thing you want is to see them screwed over and made a fool of. If your wife was screwing around behind your back would you want your best buddy to keep it quiet from you or would you want him to tell you? If you found out a year later on your own and then hear your buddy knew about it for a year would you thank him for not telling you or would you be pissed that you had hundreds of conversations and he did not bring it up once?

This is an intersting point however...

Kenneth,

You're drunked.

Best Buds are forever, women come and go.

Tell him of course.

You need to shut the fck up, he doesn't know anyone here and is not a member...so shut your pie hole old man.

Hey dumb [bleep]..the river is 400' feet away....duh

I recall suggestions for the bud to pick her up, but don't recall ever seeing it said that he was planning to, so I'm not sure this is a contradiction yet.

I was in your bud's shoes, with a gf, not wife.

I'm glad my friend told me.

Son...

Tell him, for sure. If you don't you're the bad guy when he finds out anyway. Just let her hang herself first, as in meeting her at the airport/gate, looking at her passport, etc. There is the chance she has a reason for being home early, and you'll feel better knowing what it is, rather than hating her for the rest of eternity.

That is one hell of a blow for your buddy! Are you POSITIVE it was her?

Someday, sometime, somehow, even if you don't tell him, he is going to find out and eventually, somehow he'll find out that you knew. It always happens! What is hidden always comes to the light of truth no matter what we do or don't do. If it were me, I would want to know about it. Go decide!

One thing for sure, whether you say something or not, it never works out the way you think it will.

With out question.

First post of the thread stated that his buddy is planning on picking up the wife at the airport



Seems weird that she's in town driving her car around if she's supposedly overseas

I sit corrected.

Yeah right. <eyeroll>

Women have a way of turning things around. Your friendship may never be the same.

I don't envy you and your position there...

So the camera was only 400' away also,

a few pics please, prove me wrong....

your bud doesn't view this site? He has nothing to add/read?

so why is he picking her up, when she has her car? Explain please.

Drama Queen.

okeydokey...absolutely tell your bud if you're both gay. Then you can be the biotch.


OR, ask to speak to her and tell her what you saw....it's on her then.

Either way, it shouldn't be on this website. Fing blue staters.

He doesn't use his real name, therefore there's no way of connecting any of this story to the real people.

You said you say her car at the store. I would just tell you buddy, "Dude, it was the weirdest thing. I was at the store yesterday and I saw ****** car at the store yesterday." and leave it at that.

Im going to relate 2 incidences that have happend to me in the last 3 or 4 years.

In early 2010 I suspected my wife of cheating. Things were just not adding up. She was scretive of her e mails, txts, and phone calls. We would be driving some place and her phone would ring and she was ignore it "oh Ill call them back ect". I started snooping and found some gas recipits from a town about 30 miles away, things were JUST not adding up. I was asking pointed questions and getting vauge answers. I could not fathom this and going out of my mind. Finally I blew up about it when me and a buddy were sitting at our regular place having a couple beers. He looked me square in the eye said, put your beer down and be calm.(All I could think about was this is going to be bad for EVERYONE involved). Bryan Spilled his GUTS,,, UM yeah the wife was planning a hugely elaborate 40th suprise party for me. There were a total of 75 family and friends some came from WI, NY and Canada. it was a 1940's theam with everyone dressed up on board WWII Navy LST. I had to promise my friend I would not TELL anyone, it would be our secret.

Second story, I was in the place of the wife in the OPs story. This was just earlier this summer. I was sitting in a little local tavern across from a little blonde number. I was giddy as a school kid, we were laughing, leaning in close to talk, we touched hands now and then as well. WELL someone at the bar apparently though we were "lovey-dovey". I found out later that it was a bar back taht works at both places(they are owned by the same family) The blonde and I were at this particular place becasue they have Guinness on tap(her favorite) which our regular place does not have. Word got back to a bartender friend at the other place and he poped off to some friends of ours. In the end it was a bunch of big drama if they were going to tell my wife or not. The person I was with was a close friend from high school that lives in WI and was in town for a nusing conference. We had not seen eachother in person in almost 7 years. She has known my wife since before we got married.

Sorry for the long stories but Im just trying to point out that things are NOT alwasy what they seem.

So you didn't boink her?
Damn.

Just kidding.
Points well made.

From the queen of em all y'all....this is what happens when Dear Abbey dies.

I am sorry, but I do not have any advice to give in the circumstances.

Only a question: what did you decide to do and how did it go?

I may be an ass hole, but never to my friends.

Stay friendless, my friend.


Travis

Laughin' my ass off.


Travis

You could start a new forum with Bristoe. It will be called "Buddy [bleep]".

"Dude, my wife has been suckin' off Mandingo!"

"Oh yeah bro, I knew that 10 years ago. Wanna go coyote hunting tomorrow?"

You two are so full of schit.


Travis

Is okok another member with an incredible imagination?


Travis

I enough respect and loyalty for my friends to not air their dirty laundry all over the internet. Whether anyone knows them or not.





And I'm 42 gramps.

Same here.

Dear Travis,

I was really hoping you would enlighten us as to how THIS action fits into your BFF playbook.

No such plays in my playbook.



Travis

Of course my definition of a friend may be different than others.


A friend for me will come pick me up if I'm broke down 100 miles away at 2 am without bitching about it or come running into an alley to help me fight against 5 brothas because he has more loyalty than brains.




Everyone else is just an acquaintance and their personal affairs are their business.

I would tell him.He needs to know he married a tramp.

Dear Travis,

But see....... this where involving yourself in other folk's romances can lead you to.

I honestly have never known a guy to do this. And I've known my share of azzholes.

I ain't gonna lay it off to being a "Montana thing" since I've been up there a couple of times.

Of course, I was around ranchers and hunters and felt right at home.

But............ it ain't the sort of thing I've ever done, and I wouldn't expect it from Bristoe.

And he's from Kentucky !

Age doesn't equal wisdom. especially in cases like this.

yes old guys know more about mechanics, wood working well drilling and things like that, but just because someone is crotchety and doesn't want any ripples in their little pond, doesn't mean they are "wise". means they have few friends and just like to be left alone.

based on my experience the wife wants you to keep your trap shut, so does the "other guy" so what does that tell you? if I was your friend I would kick your ass for not telling me yesterday.

No question, tell him.

Hope you had more evidence... wouldn't bother me in the least if she was driving through town with a gal or guy with her. We have lots of friends and lots of work aquaintenances. She did get a call right quick one day when Mary picked me up from the auto shop when I dropped Moms car off... And thats all it was.

Funny how folks can assume things at times.


And I'm not saying you were wrong, just that seeing another in a car with someone doesn't initially mean a damn thing at all.

To borrow from other posts....

"I am glad I am not in your shoes"

And

"No good options"

And

"No question, I would tell him and then get out of it"

I have very few close friends, but I am certain that each one of them knows that I would want to know asap, as well as the fact that I would tell them asap. If someone I thought was my "best bud" didn't tell me, I suspect he'd had a sample at some point as well. Either way, he would not be a friend any longer.

That is weird....okok - what's the story here??

I mentioned meeteing her at the airport a couple of times, no response. Do I smell fish or a rat?

I thought about a new thread but figure this one is going south fast(like others I say bogus, then again Ive been wrong before).

SO I see a buddies wife Lovey-dovey at a coffee shop with a HOT redhead chick, do you tell him???(cheating is cheating right???)

Im about 50/50 yes tell him the lucky SOB, or Hi ladies, how about we keep this just between the 3 of us. UMMM let me change that to 5/95.

I gotta go into town for supplies. If an emergency request for advice comes into the "Dear Travis" thread, and he remains absent, well.......... you just need to woman up and give it to 'em.

Get in touch with your "feminine side" first.

Probably the best advise. I'd loved to have seen her face if this had happened.

Yeah, I'll do it!

I'm willing to man up, get in touch with my feminine side and dish out some heartfelt advice.

Does anybody want to cry on my shoulder?

Given how I was raised and the examples learned from, cheaters need their ass kicked.

I caught a friend cheating on his girl friend With his ex.
First I planted my size ten motivator on his ass, then I had a talk with the girl friend.

Don't know which of us had the greater impact on him, but I'm certain he now plays by the rules and they are still together 20+ years later.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, strike fish head off the list....

Don't hate me.






That makes me sad. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Go by "I Know Nothing"of this!

Get in touch with your fishy side, think mermaid, and let your imagination go....

Maybe his buddy was the one lying to him.

Think about it. He didn't want to tell him his wife left and is fuggin some other guy so he made up a lame story to cover his shame.

Dig it?

God I'm brilliant. It scares me sometimes.

You just gave OK a way out of another of his bullshit stories..

Heavy emphasis on the "sometimes" Eh ?

Lol.

I could be right this time though. Seems plausible.

I heard Bigsqueeze is dead..

Projecting again? okok is...okay. You're the one whose stories are suspect.

Alright, I'll put $100 on your theory....

This

Since you're one of the biggest freaks in the freak show forum, its easy to understand your confusion.

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I'm a real freak. lol

,...just don't let anybody else get in touch with it.

Otherwise, you'll end up like watch4bear,...always pissin' and moanin' about his anal leakage situation.

I mean,..you know,...what da hell did he expect?

Anybody who invites Mustafa over for midnight daiquiris on a regular basis is gonna be wearin' a diaper before it's all over.

Big Time!

okok was on a few hours ago but didn't respond.....what gives??

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.

Maybe he's having a serious chat with a good friend that takes presidence over the forum right now. I hope he is and I wish him well.

Again??

This entire thread is based on bullshit.

Maybe the guy she was getting all lovey-dovey with was The_Real_Hawkeye's buddy with the green pickup!

What time does the plane hit terra firma?

Yeah! Gettin stranger all the time....

Probably the same time that the shixt is scheduled to hit the fan.

There is truly some gullible people around here.

it's a shame okok wasn't just a touch more creative with his fiction,

he gave Bigsqueeze a serious run for contention in the Bullshit competition,

However I feel 'squeeze retains the Gold medal, okok gets the silver..

LOL a cheese packer should have a clue.

OKOK could have disguised his "moral dilemma" as a hypothetical and got two pages of advice instead of ten.

But the drama score would have been almost non-existent.

This thread is not without redeeming social value. We learned one member ratted out his best friend, and another member kicked his best friend's ass and scolded the girlfriend, thereby saving the marriage.

Guilty of the first count but I plead for a fifth on the reason why.

And I learned from my experience, as a few years later, I caught another friends wife in the act, not only once, but twice. I said not a word and to this day, they seem to be as happily married as any couple could be.

Some say "ignorance is bliss;" I say "ignorance is ignorance" and mind my own business. Probably gonna live longer that way.

Well that and there is wife-swapping to be had in Utah.

Them Mormons can be a frisky lot !

This. And hopefully you're done Steeheadin' because you'll probably want to head for home very soon.

Dear Travis,

I am afraid Wageslave is destroying his life boinking fat girls and midgets. I fear the next time he catches AIDS he will not be able to get over it. What should we do?

Thanks.

Buy Wage a steak???? With eggs and tators????

Wish I could convince my wife of that, well, not really, but you know.

Could you be a little more supportive please?

Good........... maybe I'll get to finally [virtually] wear the suit I [virtually] bought to [virtually] go to his [virtual] funeral when he [virtually] died the last time.

I don't get all the Bigsqueeze references. There's a Bigsqueeze currently posting on here.....was he some kind of story teller??

both before AND after he died....

Well I just got back home, this thread had me in tears...you guys are a riot Last night me and my buddy went and had chinese food, I sorta wanted to break the ice. I took someones advice about telling him that I saw someone who looked just like Leslie at freddies. I didn't mention anything about the other dude, I was waiting for this morning.

I'm glad I didn't, and you will see why. When we got home he said he was going to skype (sp)? Leslie...early a.m in the UK.Well I saw her picture when he was talking to her, so it wasn't fake or anything..she said her flight was leaving in four hours with a stop in Minneapolis and then Portland.

I'm not familiar with skype, can the other person tell where you're at? Like a different country? I'm pretty sure it was a case of mistaken Idenity on my part. All along I thought to myself that she wasn't the type of Lady to do this. I'm so glad I didn't have to tell him,especially since it wasn't true. Sorry I didn't have more juicy stuff to add

I stopped at the Cabellas in Olympia, the gun section was pretty bare. They did have most ammo available, with the exception of .223

Glad everything worked out for the best. Sounds like you handled it in the best way possible.

You can skype anywhere you have a PC set up with a camera. I don't think skype cares where you are as long as you log in, I don't see any way you'd know whether they were in the next room or around the globe.

I'm so glad I didn't tell him every thing last night...talk about egg on the face. Thanks EE.

This thread reeks of attention whoring....

Complete bullschit

Whatever

Did you take any fishing pics..?

She called the house and told my bud to meet her on skype, I'm sure her number was displayed on his phone?

You just lost whatever credibility you had with this.

They were just hatchery cookie cutters..after catching a thousand of these fish over 30 years, they don't turn my crank. The Native big bruisers are now just getting started, I will usaully take a pic if they're over 15-17 pounds.

wgaf. lol

she don't have a cell phone?

Also why would her car be at Freddies but your buddy was going to pick her up, wouldn't her car be home?

You are full of it man.

Her car was in the local store parking lot and an exact lookalike of her in the coffee shop , but her body was in u.k.?

I'm thinking we've been played...........again. Wouldn't be the first case of cabin fever that generated a Fairy Tale thread.

Congrats, you just took Gold, 'squeeze takes silver.

Most people are smart enough to know when to stop digging their own hole.

Again, Brilliant.

You had Dinner with your Bud last night?

How did you find time to post 26 times last night?

Why were you talking to us and not him?

You are a true multi-tasker.

You guys are like a bunch of old ladies...who really gives a flying [bleep]? Are your old ladies not putting out?

It takes a real piece of schit to make something like this up and lead people along to get attention.

Actually, you were talking about your "buds" lady putting out.

You've never answered a single question, Man up and just apologize.

Change your avatar, to us beating the hell out of your story.

You just can't keep a good man down.

Doesn't anybody care that somebody has obviously stolen Leslie's car?

And her identity?

What a letdown. 35 pages and it fizzled out like a wet fart

Dear Travis,[or Fish] One of our main players is being chastised by a cheesehead.

Whatever should I do?

I'm [virtually] crying big ol' [virtual] tears.

And my [virtual] period just started I [virtually] think.

Did I mention it is a CHEESEHEAD doing the chastising?

P.S. Do you have any [virtual] Midol?

The car was stolen, the boyfriend vanished, camera's missing...

Better call the A-team.

although actually, her car had the ability to drive it self, that could explain things.

Either okok is an epic Bullschitter (my bet) or he's such a selfish bastard that he'd rather let his best buddy's wife screw around on him than loose a good fishin' spot. Either way that's big-time POS material right there!!!

I think The_Real_Hawkeye has just found some real competition for this year's 24 Hour Campfire Drama Queen award....

Now THAT is funny!!!!

What's with all the spiteful recrimination of the OP? The title of the thread is 'UNREAL........' Everybody responding was forewarned that it was a fiction in bold caps. BigStick was right again. Reading comprehension is a lost art on the [bleep]'s CF.

Out of all the bullshitt on this thread, this was the funniest line.

The first word of the title is "unreal".

It does appear this story was not-real.

TFF!

STOP IT!!! I'm in tears....lol

+ 1

Epic. You got your prank going on and hiding in plain sight. You might be the new houndgirl. Take a bow.

Eatin ain't cheatin

Depends what you're eaten...

Light some scented candles, soak in nice hot bubble bath, .... and wash your cares away.





While you're at it, GFY.

Now you see why you don't post $h!t like this on the 'net anyway....what a bunch of crap.

I don't think there are stamps anymore. I think they are scanned, microchip thing now.

Try to keep up.. this was another of okok's bullshit stories.

I'm waiting to hear that Manti Teo or what ever the [bleep] his name is involved?

GFY...coffee through yer shnoz hurts

LMAO at this whole thread! Anyone who's got Bullschit Limbaugh in his avatar is going to be seeping out his ass.

Let him and EE go back to snowballing each other..

Did you think that witticism up whilst tonguing your boyfriend's assshole?

Tell him

Stop! you're making her wet! lol

Dear Dr Phil Travis,

okok hurt my feelings when I found out he lied.

What should I do?

I forgot to mention ...

I took a hot bath and FMS ...






But the warm fuzzy wore off. Now I'm sad.

Treat him like the little boy that he is.

I am not Dr. Travis but if he were here he would tell you to bang Leslie, the made up slut. Oh yeah, since okok made her up, she likes it up the azz. okok seems preoccupied with that.

Kenneth ?? only [bleep] are named Kenneth.

No wonder his team is the fudge packers....LOL

Well, you're the expert, I'll have to go with your experience on that matter.

Cowboy up.

It will pass.

Are you telling me this was a farce?

Bingo

Expect anything less in the freak show forum?

Now THAT is an interesting rhetorical question....


OK, we all said tell your buddy, but what if there were some fishing hole/deer hunting/dove hunting spot whatever that you would LOSE ACCESS to if your Buddy split up with his wife?

This makes everything different.

I say, what the heck, what my buddy doesn't know aint gonna hurt him

Birdwatcher

Freak Show forum? It's normal until you show up.

I figured it was.
(easy to say now)


Funny if you weren't caught offering advice....grin


Seriously people, the Guns and Roses/Metallica combo is way better than Mega Death/Pantera. Way [bleep]' better.

Only if you're a total POS.....

The only thing phony was the fishing trip, the friend, and the friend's wife.

The guy at the table, and the car outside were real as all get out.

Despite my always having given the benefit of doubt previously, I'm convinced RL is right. Pity, and sad.

Sir, you fergot to include the " " when you quoted me.

Anyhoo... POS? Hey, friends come and go but good hunting spots are eternal.

Since this is all rhetorical anyway, howabout if the friend's wife, instead of canoodling with some random guy, were in fact in that cafe cavorting with an entire visiting Algerian soccer team AND a guy in a clown suit?

Birdwatcher

The guy in the clown suit is a member here.

Tread lightly.

Midgets man, ya' fergot MIDGETS !

Jeez,

GTC

Mike, yer a guy after me own heart... LOL!

I saw this thread minutes after the OP was posted, and thought to meself, "Hmmmm... this smells like a fish story to me..." I'm glad I had too much to do over the w/e to follow it all the way.

Anyways, so far you an' Bristoe have the only posts that I agree with. Except for Miss Lynn and Travis bein' so darn sexy, of course...

LOL!!!

id have to tell my buddy

so the story was all fabricated?

What sort of sick individual would fabricate this story?

What sort of sick individuals would comment on it? I resemble that remark.

I think okok deserves an award for one of the best BS threads ever.

I hearby nominate okok for 2013 GT award.

i say- okok - should show this thread to his buddy.............now.... besides who's has a "real buddy" that they did'nt turn on to the campfire?

A faked pic or two of the fish caught during the 10 day faked brofest or better yet, ABC-like pics of Leslie, the wandering wife, would cinch my vote.

It can happen fairly easy when you live on the wet side of the hill in a liberal snakepit!! It's depressing!!

There's actually people with enough time on their hands that they have to do this schit for entertainment?

Holy [bleep] that's funny.

so what happened? was it all b.s. or true?

I don't see the big deal in a guy concocting a fabricated story that gets everyone riled up and in the end nobody gets hurt ... other than a few feelers. It was an epic internet CF version of "You just got punk'd".

Don't you guys have a sense of humor?

Hillarious in retrospect.

lol. what a skirt............... ok, he is a 'baby fat, drama queen' aka, a packer fan. lol

So do we have to take the wife off the might be easy list?

Indeed, Bros befo Hos!

No argument from me on this one! I've had no end of amusement this morning from this thread.

But..but.. but Travis REALLY don't like us anymore.

Which begs this question; ....... who did Ann Landers go to with HER problems?

What makes you guys think I don't like you any more?


Travis

Whaddya mean, "any more"? You never liked us to start with...

Yeah. That is what I meant.


Travis

You don't understand, Doc.......... him and Fish was tight.

Me..... same boat as you.

Doc is in the worthless friend boat? Poor Doc.

And did okok pull a bigsqueeze?


Travis

Meh. No skin off my nose, curdog.

But me an' Travis have an understanding. The kind of understanding that comes from workin' in small towns on the northern plains for too many winters... the kind of experience that makes you look at sheep and chubby native chicks with a whole new appreciation...

No way I'm gettin' in no boat with no worthless friend... look what happened to Fredo Corleone!!

Precisely.

And if your friend's ewe is [bleep] the ram you have the decency to tell him. Hypothetical or not.

Cheatin' ass livestock...


Travis

No way, no how would I let that one slip. Ever.

Seems like he did. Except he's not dead. And he hasn't come back to life again, either.

See what I mean? You boys raised in balmy southern climes can never understand the benefits of a northern upbringing...

OKOK lived thru his scam. Big Squeeze aimed higher....... resurrections ain't all that easy, you know.

I hate it when that happens...

Some things you take to the grave. We gots lots of fat chicks and some pretty cute sheep, but I never....

You already know the answer.


Travis