The Texas version of EVERYTHING,is fhuqking hilarious. Bless your heart.
Laughing!...............
Ya, Kemosabe,
I can understand how you'uns, way up there on the Milford would be somewhat envious of we'uns way down here in "Petting Zoo" Country, seeing as how we can go out of a mornin' and............
perforate porkers
Terminate Turkeys
and not even have to shoot a fish or toss a rifle into a pond to do so. LOL