My ideal timetable for this:

Nominated at convention.

Defeated by the Donald in an humiliating landslide.

Refused a pardon by Obarry, because he's had enough of her crap too.

Indicted by the Justice Department under Attorney General Cruz for lying to investigators.

Convicted by a judge appointed by her husband.

Sentenced to 18-24 months in the Martha Stewart wing of the federal prison closest to the equator.

Divorced by Bill, who then has a sex change and starts doing conjugal visits with Bill Cosby.

Chokes on a mystery-meat sandwich in the prison cafeteria and dies because no one in prison likes her lyin' ass enough to smack her on the back.

Okay, maybe that last bit was a little harsh....

Last edited by Pappy348; 05/26/16.

What fresh Hell is this?