what do you call a guy in the water with no arms and no legs?
Bob!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?
Matt!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell! What does a harelip dog say? Mark, Mark!
"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Sherlock Holmes
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