A penguin noticed his car was leaking a lot of oil, so he took it to a mechanic.

the mechanic told him to come back in an hour, he would look at the car to see what the problem was.

The penguin wandered off into the nearby mall, and bought a vanilla ice cream cone.

Being handicapped by not having hands, the penguin was somewhat of a messy eater, and got ice cream drips all over his feet.

He went back to the mechanic to see what was wrong with his car.

"looks like you blew a seal", the mechanic said.

"Naw, I just spilled my ice cream", replied the penguin.


I'd rather be a free man in my grave, than living as a puppet or a slave....