A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says "we don't serve beer to bears in this bar" so the bear leaves.
The next day the bear comes back and orders a beer.
The bartender says "we don't serve beer to bears in this bar".
Now the bear is enraged and he goes to the end of the bar and attacks an old drunk chick, tearing her limb from limb and gobbling her down.
The bear looks at the bartender and says "now are you going to give me that beer"?
The bartender says "sorry we don't serve beer to bears on drugs in this bar"?
"Drugs" says the bear. "I'm not on drugs"!!
The bartender says "oh yes you are, cause that was the....






bar bitch you ate"!

Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.

I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.