He asked if Grandma was fine, and then said he had a problem. Said he had been in a car accident in Yuma and was in the hospital without funds.

I was sorely tempted to ask if his he was still the same goat-humping asswipe that owed me money for bail, but instead just asked him if he really thought I was going to fall for that silly scam.

I never heard my grandson call me such names - and in a Spanish accent, yet. Especially since my grandson is ten years old, I mean.


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.