You have the Texas thing all wrong...

Its not a golf cart..its a " Mule" or a " Polaris"...

I can't reach high enough to kick the feeder...

I'm pushing 65 years old, the steps up to the blind really are getting to be a chore...

Being the client, I don't have to open gates!

"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe