An invitation to over active imaginations: I have a lizard (small) on the front porch and imagine conventional loads of any style have potential to damage my property or adjacent properties/people. That said, I can shoot legally on the property and somewhat in the spirit of handloads for carpenter bees, what might you kluge together for idle amusement? Rice? Grits?

Let your thoughts run wild please, and for the love of god don't tell me to buy a BB gun. I'm leaning toward a quick draw scenario with a S&W .38 snubby.

Yes, I appreciate that lizards eat bugs. However these are illegal immigrants AND they are chittin' on the porch furniture.

Dan on the Group W bench


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain