Anybody can have bad farts Randy, but you could knock a buzzard off a chit wagon!
I look forward to that procedure!
Been there, and done that!
Only I was in ICU after a heart procedure, and didn't have pickup windows to roll down...
And the ICU I was in was open, for cryin' out loud... There were like 8 beds in there, and usually all the curtains were open. No bathroom. No shower...
After day 4, I was pretty rank and told one of the nurses I was fixing to abscond or have a shower, one way or the other. They relented and sent the fattest nurse I ever saw over with a little sponge bath cart.
Of course she asked if I needed help. "Umm... I think I can manage, but thank you anyway, Ma'am."
