I am glad that I am not the only one that believes farts prove that god has a sense of humor. I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday and got in the elevator to our parking level and the stench was worse than an open grave. A woman said someone left us a gift, and the whole group started laughing.

A favorite memory is getting each of my kids and grandkids to"Pull My Finger"

I was at the Crazy Horse place near Mt. Rushmore w/ a grandson who said loudly "don't pull his finger". My wife and DIL were embarrassed, my son and I were proud.

Farts are nature's way of keeping us humble.


mike r


Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better

Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC