It would help if ol’ Ed would speak Engrish.
There is no available translation from "Engineerese" to English, much less to American.
Either you geek it or you don't.
I would make pictures to go along with the words, but I'm out of crayons and they won't let me have any more.
They say I eat too many of them and draw ugly pictures on the back window of the short bus that make girls blush...
Ed