Warnie, Heinie, and Gerhardt wanted to see how fat they could get a pig to be, so they placed a cork in his exhaust pipe. Things got busy, and they forgot about him. When they remembered him, he was high-centered on his keel, with his legs sticking out at the sides. They knew that they had to remove the cork, but none of them wanted to do it, so they trained their pet monkey to do it. Warnie wore rubber boots and got behind the house a hundred feet away. Heinie wore hip waders and got behind the garage seventy-five feet away. Gerhardt wore chest waders and stood behind the shed twenty feet away. The monkey pulled the cork out. Warnie found himself standing in residue half-way up his boots, so he waded up toward Heinie, who was found to be standing in muck up past his knees. He in turn went as far as he could, only to find Gerhardt with only his head above the flood, laughing said head off. Heinie said, "What to you have to laugh about in your condition?" Gerhardt replied, "You didn't get to see the monkey trying to put the cork back in."
