It’s illegal to kill Bigfoot here. After the Patterson film a county in southern Washington (Skamania) outlawed killing a squatch in 1969 and over the years I believe that the state made it a crime.
I’d arm wrestle a squatch and the loser goes with the winner for 6 months. I’m 0-1 because he cheated and they have a very nice community. Their days are spent throwing rocks, building nests and generally fawking with hippie hikers.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
