The last dust-up I was in was with a 28 year old punk -
I was sitting on top of him when the po-po got here. Cop asks "Did you hit him?" Response "No, I was cocked, then realized that would turn it into a fight, instead of an assault."
"Good thinking" was the reply - as they led him off in S&W bracelets.
I believe that is the only time I've been accused of "good thinking"
Oh - and I was 58 at the time.
