As classics go, a Rem model 12a/141 is impossible to beat for plain fun. Iron sights. Think gallery gun.

As new goes, option to scope, the marlin 39 or the blr/browning midas are no-brainers.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.