People who come to the table with copious amounts of bowel gas stored in their intestines and then proceed with flatulent bursts, long and loud, about the time I'm taking a bite of creamed potatoes and peas. That's an appetite killer.
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
