Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Had a Big Red back in the mid 80's for getting around in the Everglades but somehow avoided killing myself, or even crashing it. Imagine that. Maybe kids should learn to fly choppers before going airborne on a 3 wheeler?


Hey Dan.

I think I could fly a chopper pretty good but nobody lets me give it a go.



Which ones the collective?

You run that with your feet right?


All I know about helicopters is that they have little bitty fire extinguishers and fuel switches.


When you crash you shut the switches off and find the fire extinguisher.


Remember that the extinguisher is for your friends.....not the aircraft.



Oh, also....when giving a pre flight briefing make damn sure they listen and allow no one to walk towards the tail rotor. Not even Jesus or the President Himself.


I am MAGA.