Trybone,
I'll feign my GREAT 'surprise",that you greedily read my every word and gawk every Splendid Pixel...as you set upon your couchbound Kchunt and Whine. Congratulations?!?
It's fun, Fug Stick.
I'm writing a paper about you for my Abnormal Psychology class. You'll be famous. In character anyway because I won't use your RLN.