lolol,...
Actually, I once brought a couch home in the trunk of an old 70's era Opal Kadet.
It didn't really fit in the trunk. I just opened the trunk and sat it crossways,....tied it in place with the ends of it poking out of each side.
The whole contraption looked like one of them home-made airplanes that somebody built in the backyard of their mud hut in the Congo.