Old German guy used to live next to at Ft Benning, he ran a lot of them. Ran 10-12 miles about every other day

About 5-8 in, he'd shît himself. Wipe his self all up with them undies and then hang em on a bush. Then drive back in next day and retrieve them.

He'd sometimes tell his wife where they were and have her go drive and get them.

Nasty fugger.