I have "easy access" to more then a few weapons some even of the "assault" variety as i sit here in my home office typing this, but have no plans of performing a mass shooting today. What gives?
Odd. Those assault weapons should whispering into your ear messages about mass murder. They must be defective.
Plus, don't forget the assault knives and assault gas cans, assault cars, assault hammers, assault screwdrivers, etc.
