Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Herbal tobacco? Hell no.

Imitation beef? Hell no.

Fake titties? Hell.......well.....just for looking at.

You know how to tell the difference between fake titties and real titties? Who Cares! smile One of like three jokes I know.

"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." -Tom T Hall

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