I bought one of the 99-dollar ones, and my wife had a question as to its use, seeing some of the nice rifles I had for hunting and curious as to the need for another rifle and one that appeared so crude.
I replied that it would be ideal for bad-weather deer hunting.
After I had torn it down completely and cleaned it of the 50 lbs of cosmoline that came with it, I was reassembling it, getting to the point of attaching the bayonet.
Her: "What did you say it was for?"
Me: "Deer hunting."
Her: "Has it gotten that dangerous?"
Oh man, that is funny as hell!! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.