Dont need no stinking cards...

Grandma taught me several basic crochet stitches and Mom learnt me how to wash, iron and stitch repair all my own clothes.

Dad taught me to hunt, fish, fix chit, work on our vehicless, cuss, drink and pee out back when the womens were tying up the loo.

Could bake a cake before I was 10 and was cleaning fish and birds whilst still in the single digits.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."