Dear Wade,
This is your favorite kid brother again. writin' from over here.
Not much to tell you about this time. We were at the PX for a big shoppin' trip, so we could have everything shipped home in time for Christmas. Kinda weird doin' it so early. I gotta tell you about the PX!
There was this sign on the wall advertisin' coolers. Lots of guys buy them over here. But check this out!
I know that English ain't their first language, but these were the posters by the cooler display. It looks like he's fishin' in water, not a field!
I'm thinkin' the second one was advertisin' that their coolers are airtight. The polar bears livin' here in the desert will not smell the fish. I'm also thinkin' that it should read, "Fear not, baby!" instead of "fear no baby"...but I might be wrong about that.
Could it be their translation software?
The things you see when you're travellin'!
Johnny