My brother Jeff Lewis was captain of the Junkyard Dogs in 1976, and won the SEC that year.

Yesterday afternoon I sent him this email. I am just trying to help:


Jeff you are the highest ranking warrior. You are a SEC warrior! You are Samurai.
Naturally, you cannot live with the shame that has been visited upon you today.
The only answer is to take your long sword, and commit seppuku.

Before the Edo period (1600-1867), Seppuku was done in a less formal way and with a more painful effect compared to the more formal ritual during the Edo period. The samurai will use either a Tachi (longsword), Wakizashi (short sword) or Tanto (knife) to cut his gut and slice his stomach horizontally. He would then remove the blade from his stomach, and stab himself in the throat, or fall from a standing position with the blade positioned against his heart.

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