Stupid azz mother of mine demanded I do it. Easier to keep the peace even though I've told her how damn stupid she is as she ages. What a PITA.

We have our family traced back to the 1600s. And she believes her DNA more than what our records show.

And really, WTF difference does it make? Won't change a thing. I don't really get this DNA craze.

We did contemplate sending in the dogs saliva.

But there are mitigating circumstances due to what she still owns vs what we have invested daily in maintenance and how stupid she could get... I swear, age and a woman that thinks she is the only one and the only right one.. Ugh.


We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....