Wife calls me while she's out shopping yesterday and says she's bringing home dinner, don't eat anything. Great, says I, don't have to cook!
KFC. Oh mercy. Wake up at 4 am and had to make a run to the bathroom. This morning you can hear my stomach rumbling from 25' away.
Only eaten KFC probably 4 times in my life and twice been struck down in my prime by it. I'm a slow learner it seems.
No mo KFC.
Big Mac and fries is a great guaranteed 1 hour laxative for me.
