Three years West African village? Check.
Rancid meat stored without refrigeration? Check.
Whole dried fish and minnows, heads, guts and all, purchase laying out in the open on market stalls? Check.
Fish harvested by dumping food-aid DDT into the stream? Check.
Eating with your right-hand fingers while five other people are likewise eating from the same bowl? Check.
Drinking the soup left over after you all get done using your fingers to eat from that same bowl? Check.
Eating with your right hand while constantly waving the hordes of flies off with your left? Check.
Drinking water straight out of a muddy African stream every dry season, taking a gamble on bladder flukes because you have no way to boil it? Check 😎

You guys sound like a bunch of weenies grin ‘Cept maybe Roger.


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