I'm not talking about earth shattering events, just things that make you think 'what the heck'.
One of mine is trying to make a sandwich, with a piece of meat that's so thin it only has one side. If I make a ham sandwich, I wanna taste ham. Roast beef sandwich, I wanna taste roast beef.
Another is..... my wife keeps a small jar with pens and pencils in it. Must be a dozen pens in that jar. Only 1 or 2 of the pens will actually write. If the dang things don't write, throw'em away!
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