1) People who eat loudly in their cubicles so that the whole office hears them 2) People who come into your cubicle and breathe down the back of your neck 3) People who stand over you when you're trying to work on their computer and try to see what you're doing like they're actually going to understand it. 4) People who try to show you stuff on the dinky little screens while you're across the room. 5) People who call you in to work on their computer and then try to tell you how to fix it. 6) People who wait until you're already off shift and at home before sending a drop-everything emergency email about something that happened early in the day. 7) People who carbon your boss on every email they send you, or the ones that send a receipt request. 8) People who eat over their keyboards and then complain when they fill up with crumbs. 9) People who blame you because they found out coffee and laptops don't mix well.
I figure it's a good day if I have 3 or less of these things happen to me.
