My barber passed away. I now go to a gal who cuts my hair. Her sign says that she is a beautician, not a magician. I really like the way she cuts my hair. She also hunts deer and carries on good conversations. She does not, however, serve alcohol, so I guess given the two choices, she must be a barber. She only charges $12 and I give her $15.
Even without having a barber, it's
Better goin' to the beautician than the...............................
mortician!
Geno
