I’ve been cutting my own about every two weeks since ‘86. There was a continual learning curve for a few years, but now I can cut my hair exactly like I want.

I haven’t tried to calculate the savings, I love jumping in the shower right after my haircut rather than driving around with hair in my collar.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill