And then it came to pass in Jerusalem that a harlot stoning was about to start. Just as the first stone was about to be thrown Jesus waded into the crowd and moved to protect the harlot saying "Let you among us without sin cast the first stone!"
Whereupon a frail whitehaired lady in the back of the crowd moved forward and winged a big rock at the criminal. Immediately the crowd took up the stoning.
Jesus stood there redfaced, shaking his head. "You know Ma, sometimes you really piss me off!"
